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Joke of the Day

"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"

"It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities You never know how many enemies you're making"

"We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student..."

"""OMG why am I so sore?"" *Flashback to me doing five push-ups yesterday* ""Oh right."""

"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."

"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !"

"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."

"The three different types of rooster What does a rooster say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a crazy rooster say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a Gay rooster say? Any-cockle-do"