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Joke of the Day
"If You're every attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."
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"Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer."
"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."
"Donald Trump wants to build a wall along the Mexican border but he wants them toupee."
"What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail"
"ATMs should have breathalyzers"
"What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant"
"A redneck goes to a family reunion and says ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"