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Joke of the Day

"If You're every attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."

"A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building... Who lands first? The brunette. The blond had to stop and ask for directions."

"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"Orange is the new... most used word on /r/Jokes"

"Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Ken always came in a different box."

"I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street. Afterwards he said, ""Sank you."" So I punched him in the face. He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that."

"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."

"A G N B: That's bang out of order."

"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."