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Joke of the Day
"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? A $100 bill."
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"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."
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"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."
"The group wanted to pour some wine but unfortunately... Decant"