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Joke of the Day

"You better hope you marry rich."

"I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list."

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"

"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."

"JESUS: I shall turn water to wine JUDAS: Actually wine is 85% water so that's only 15% miracle JESUS: This is literally the WORST betrayal"

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"I asked my friend in North Korea how it was there. He said he cant complain..."