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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"
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"""I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk."" ""Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce."" ""You heard me."""
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."
"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."
"What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"
"People keep accusing me of collecting periodicals... They never specify which magazine my issues are from, they just tell me that I have them."
"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."
"It's sad that some of you need to berate others to feel better about yourselves. Idiots."
"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."
"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."