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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? (Bar Joke) Einstein's dick"
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"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""
"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."
"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."
"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."
"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."
"What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!"
"I learned to watch my back after seeing a dude kill his brother & then try to bang his girl. Life comes at you fast when your a kid Watching The Lion King"
"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"