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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick out the extroverted engineer? He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks"
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"Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases? To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd."
"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"
"My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download"
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"
"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"
"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5."
"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"