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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way."

"What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."

"My wifi has been down for the past few days... My wifi has been down for the past few days so I've been conversing with my family. They're actually pretty cool."

"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."

"When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived."

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."

"Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#"

"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"