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Joke of the Day

"When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps? Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?"

"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"

"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."

"What do you call a Jewish piano? A cash register."

"Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, ""I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."" I replied, ""20 x 0 = 0."" That shut the fucker up."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"

"""Almost there."" - liars"

"What breaks when you give it to a six year old? His hips"

"What do you call a Chinese man with a lot of cats and dogs? A pet shop owner you racist scum!"