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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"
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"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."
"Surgeon: I'm unable to perform this surgery. I've only got 10,000 spoons, when all I need is a knife."
"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they'll just compliment it a lot and then complain because it won't screw."
"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."
"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""
"Honey.... Where are my paaannts.??"
"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."
"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."