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Joke of the Day
"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."
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"When I see a homeless person, I usually don't give them money. I just go out and buy some drugs for them."
"After sex a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his organ was to small. He looks at her and says ""I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral""."
"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"
"Oscar If you're Leonardo, you must have got it by now."
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"What do you call an Irish armchair? Patty O'Furniture"
"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."
"I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."