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Joke of the Day

"I consider myself to be a ""political atheist"" because I don't believe anything politicians say."

"Trump announces plan to crush China by sending Chris Christie to every Chinese buffet in the country."

"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""

"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."

"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."

"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"

"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."

"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."

"[At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?"