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Joke of the Day

"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."

"Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road? It got stuck in a crack."

"Oh, you left me a voicemail? Next time just tape a note to the door of the apartment I moved out of six years ago."

"It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. "

"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."

"A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens"

"What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime"

"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"

"I just found out I'm colorblind... It sure came out of the yellow."