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Joke of the Day
"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."
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"The only way for America to not fuck up in the next election. Vote for Bill Clinton. Left the nation with national Surplus, and he got his dick sucked doing it."
"Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99"
"What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost"
"I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!"
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"
"It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine"
"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."