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Joke of the Day
"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."
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"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"
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"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots."
"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."
"Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane. Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force."