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Joke of the Day

"I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!"

"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""

"Memes This is my first post, make it good. I want memes"

"I think my coffee pot is an alcoholic It gets drunk at least once a day even when no one else is around"

"Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall"

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"

"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."

"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."

"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"

"Why do monks wear such plain clothes? It's a habit."