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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"

"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"

"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."

"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"

"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"

"How do you find a blonde girl in long grass.. Quite nice actually."

"My life is boring, I'm a shitty photographer and I don't know how to write. So anyway, what should I call my blog?"