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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they"

"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."

"bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it."

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"

"Set of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything."

"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."

"Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison."

"I have two tickets to the Euro's final.. problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah."

"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."