82184

Joke of the Day

"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."

"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."

"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"

"[notice son's not home] [text] Me: IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT! I SAID HOME BY 11! 17: You were my ride. Me: Oh. Where are you again?"

"I saw a poor cat down the street So I felt bad and gave it two dollars"

"Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for ""all the services I provided them""."

"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."