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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if my son's packed lunch tastes like the flavorless chore that it is."
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"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"What's the best way to get a fat chick to have sex with you? Whoops, wrong subreddit"
"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""
"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""
"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."
"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."