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Joke of the Day

"Are you a moment of Inertia? Because you're MR (squared)"

"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("

"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."

"If you are not so happy with life, Come join us on Facebook. We'll make you forget you ever had one."

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene."

"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"

"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."

"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"

"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"