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Joke of the Day

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"

"How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy"

"Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms? The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."

"Wife: He only hears what he wants to hear... Therapist: Is this true? Me: She's right. Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time."

"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"

"Have you ever been in a Native American orgy...? It's fucking intense."