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Joke of the Day

"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"

"My dream job? That's easy: Be one of those Muppets that sit up in balcony making fun of everyone. That's Old School Twitter."

"After today the rest of the world will get ""FOUR MORE YEARS!"" without having to hear about the US election."

"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."

"Dark Souls 3 playing dark souls 3 starts.. restarts restarts restarts restarts restarts Alt+F4"

"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."

"If your phone gets wet put it in dry rice... at night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronic device for cheap..."

"Why was the communist arrested? He was caught red handed."

"What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool? Marco Polio"

"Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying ""you know, the hot blond"" is conducive to sofa sleeping."