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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker, shucks between fits......."

"If I ever have to choose who dies, my mother or my dog, Toby's gotta go... ...straight for the throat"

"I finally got my TV show commissioned by the BBC. Its where we film inside the cockpit of an airplane. Were filming the pilot next week."

"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"

"What's just as uncomfortable cold, as it is warm? A public toilet seat."

"How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? 13, 1 to actually do it and the other 12 talk about how much better they could have done it."

"Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country? Too many horses were drowning."

"I saw a black man carrying a TV... so I was worried that mine had been stolen, but when I got home I found it was still mowing the lawn."