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Joke of the Day

"Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?"

"The moment you realise... The new COD has space battles and Star Wars battlefront doesn't."

"When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"

"I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head."

"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"

"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"

"If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I'd be like you're cleaning this up I'm not cleaning this up"

"hey dudes who go through my Instagram and only like my hot pictures I can't wait to establish a long committed relationship with you"