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Joke of the Day

"Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?"

"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"""I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid"" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me."

"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (heard this somewhere)"

"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? ""...Would you like fries with that?"""

"How far can this plane go with just one engine? All the way to the crash site!"