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Joke of the Day

"When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""

"What's fatter than your mom? Your mom after her next meal."

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"

"What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? Uncle bens rice"

"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."

"Good cop: frisks you Bad cop: takes his time"

"And god said to John ""Come forth, and I will grant you with eternal life."" But John came 5th and won a toaster instead."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."

"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""