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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB? They haven't any gigs yet!"
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"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "
"Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom."
"Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time."
"WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again? ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*"
"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."
"Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers? Because they won't hold a public erection."
"Costume idea: Dress up like milkshake, wait in the yard."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"