82057
Joke of the Day
"Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB? They haven't any gigs yet!"
Next Joke
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"
"How often do elements masturbate? Periodically"
"What do Jedi and rapists have in common? They both use ""The Force""."
"Did you hear Lance Armstrong lied The ball of some people"
"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""
"I'll never forget the day I said ""Ride down this hill"" and became the greatest bobsled coach in Olympic history."
"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."
"TIL you don't actually learn something new everyday. Wait. Nevermind."