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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"Pigeons... I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I think it might be a military coo."

"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."

"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"

"""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk"

"I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie."

"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."

"What concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I've ever worn."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket"