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Joke of the Day

"10,000 years from now people will probably be incredibly confused why they keep digging up dog shits perfectly preserved in plastic bags."

"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."

"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."

"A man is throwing out a vacuum cleaner... Another man, walking by, asks, ""Is that thing no good?"" ""Well,"" says the first man, ""it doesn't suck."""

"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."

"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."

"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."

"So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director."

"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""

"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"