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Joke of the Day
"So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director."
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"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"
"you say ""sitting in your parents' basement wearing pajamas"" like it's a bad thing"
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth."
"Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup... Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"
"I haven't told anyone but last night I let my husband indulge his ""scat"" fetish. I'm glad I got that off my chest."
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""