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Joke of the Day
"It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names."
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"[OC] What is said in both the bathroom and the police interrogation room? ""Come clean, asshole!"""
"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."
"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit."
"Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."