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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"

"The best part about stabbing Queen Latifah is watching all the BBQ pulled pork shoot out of her like silly string."

"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."

"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."

"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"

"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"

"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."