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Joke of the Day
"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""
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"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."
"I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Hmm...."
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"
"Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point."
"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"
"Sex is easy... Telling your dad he's pregnant isn't."
"""My imaginary friend is better than yours!"" ~ religion."
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""