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Joke of the Day

"I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Hmm...."

"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."

"Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave. She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!"

"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."

"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke 'em on!"

"How many Polaks does it take to come up with heliocentric theory? One."

"My new fragrance is called Failure and smells roughly like a bowling alley."