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Joke of the Day

"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."

"If I ever got stranded on an island, I could totally use the glare that bounces off the whiteness of my legs to signal for help."

"Jack the lad at work came out with this one today... What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.."

"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."

"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!"

"Today has me remembering my father's last words... Be right back."

"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"

"What do you call a cow that's cold and angry? BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol."