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Joke of the Day

"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."

"A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. ""Look in the lion's mouth"" the vet told him. ""How do I do that?"" he asked. ""Carefully"" replied the vet."

"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"

"The best part of Pitbull is he yells out ""MR WORLDWIDE!,"" at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station"

"What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ"

"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."

"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs."

"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."