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Joke of the Day

"The best part of Pitbull is he yells out ""MR WORLDWIDE!,"" at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station"

"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."

"Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !"

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""

"Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target."

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"C sections. They really take it out of you."

"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."

".@Garfield because of your ""cartoon"" I fed my beloved Mr. Turtle lasagna & coffee for his birthday & he died. I will fuck your soul."

"When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text."