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Joke of the Day
"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."
Next Joke
"I went to the zoo the other day... They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"I just paid $25 for a hot 20 year old chick to rub her boobs all over me I love having my hair cut."
"I really didn't like dick at first... Then it grew on me."
"My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism."
"*deletes embarrassing drunk tweets *tweets embarrassing sober ones"
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."
"i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti"
"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."