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Joke of the Day

"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"

"How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably one but you can't generalise."

"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."

"I was looking at a menu in a restaurant last night, and there was something called the Jeremy Clarkson special. I was wondering what it was, and then it hit me"

"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."

"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"I really like some metamorphic rocks... They're the schist!"

"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""

"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."