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Joke of the Day

"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"

"3 things in this world scare me: 1. scorpions 2. jellyfish 3. streets named after civil rights leaders at night."

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"I'm in Detroit with $80 in my wallet. Trying to decide if I should treat myself to a nice dinner or buy a house."

"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."

"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."

"What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box? Saltines."

"Girlfriend and I broke up Now I have no friends. Sadly. A true dark joke."

"You're like school in the summer... No class."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque and reprisal."