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Joke of the Day
"They say 1in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend."
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"Tomorrow is boss' day."
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"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""
"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."
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"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."