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Joke of the Day

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."

"Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he!"

"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."

"England can't win anything. Brazil took away their top spot of Most Embarrassing team."

"Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air."

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"