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Joke of the Day
"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."
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"Height Q: What is the height of honesty? A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty? A: She gives birth to twins"
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."
"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"
"Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends."
"What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."
"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."
"Hey, teenage girls, don't get pregnant. Unless you want your own TV show."
"Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green."