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Joke of the Day

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."

"The ""Personal life"" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate. It's non-existent."

"Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday? Because he had a wee cough"

"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."

"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?"

"What's brown and sticky? a stick."

"""Was this car tested on animals?"" ""sir animals can't drive"" ""will this car enable animals to drive?"" ""No"" ""SO YOU DID TEST IT!"" ""god damnit"""

"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."

"Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it."