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Joke of the Day
"Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he!"
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"What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? Radiohead."
"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."
"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"
"When I see people running to catch the elevator I'm on I yell ""HURRY! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!""."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."
"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."
"I almost drowned trying to swim today. The security guard didn't even care he just told me to get the hell out of the mall fountain."
"After seeing your latest selfie ... And knowing what you look like in real life.... I'd like to hire you for your photoshopping abilities."