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Joke of the Day

"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."

"Have you tried complaining about it for hours?"

"The moral of World War 2 Two wrong don't make a right, but three Reichs make a left"

"This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired."

"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"

"I'm pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday..... I should probably ""unblock"" them and check."

"is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!"

"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."