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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."
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"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."
"I love the smell of blown out matches... Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!"
"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""
"*lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down"
"You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started."