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Joke of the Day
"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"
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"What's the lawyer's favorite fruit? the advocado"
"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."
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"I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you."
"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."
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"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""
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"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""