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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now."

"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"

"My wife just accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left!!"

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"

"Used way too much moisturizer and I may have to call in slick tomorrow."

"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"