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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour was rushed to hospital today after a wasp landed on his face. It didn't sting him, luckily I got it first with my shovel."

"The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is... ...don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub"

"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"

"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""

"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""

"You can extend the olive branch.. but you can't beat them over the head with it"

"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."

"Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? He's not a fan of juvenile plots."