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Joke of the Day
"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"
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"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""
"TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead."
"Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!"
"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"
"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"
"Tried to find a joke about impared ejaculation But it just won't cum"
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."
"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."