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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"

"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"

"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."

"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"

"Why is the sea so salty? Because the land didn't wave back."

"What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C? It gets curvy."

"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."

"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"