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Joke of the Day
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
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"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."
"What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."
"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot."
"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke about Muhammad? Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad."
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"
"What's the technical name for the mental disorder where someone habitually gropes others? Cop-a-Feelia"